THE STATE OF FREEDOM

The Hollow-Eyed Hippie: Republicans Suppressing Voters.

Previously, Nancy Pelosi's eyes were so obstructed by the generous amounts of botox in her face, that she saw swastikas at Tea Party rallies. Now she says Republicans are holding Holder in contempt because they want to "suppress the vote." I'm going to go line by line through this little act. Sometimes, Democrats just make it all too easy. 

"Instead of bringing job creating legislation to the floor, the transportation bill..."


You see, transportation bills creates "shovel ready" jobs...like the stimulus bill, $800 Billion, which obviously did so much to keep our unemployment rate from going above 8%.

"...they are holding the Attorney General of the United States in contempt of congress for doing his job."

What Pelosi is saying, is that Eric Holder's primary job function is hiding documents about the justice department ordering the sales of guns to drug traffickers, which in turn enables them to take those guns and shoot hundreds of Mexicans and a US border patrol agent. It is just so wrong that we are holding him in contempt, because he's just doing his job!

"It's really important to note how this is connected with some of their other decisions. It is no accident, it is no coincidence, that the attorney General of the United States is the person responsible for making sure, that voter suppression does not happen in our country, that issues that relate to the civil liberties of the American people are upheld."

Eric Holder has done an outstanding job of "making sure voter suppression doesn't happen in this country." Just ask the Black Panthers, they all agree he is doing a wonderful job. Pelosi is the most qualified person in the room regarding "civil liberties," as evidence by her enthusiastic endorsement and passing of the healthcare bill, which transfers our healthcare choices to the government.

"These very same people are holding in the contempt, are part of a nationwide scheme to suppress the vote."

She is referring to the decisions of several states to check IDs to prevent voter fraud. Denying illegal immigrants, criminals, imaginary people, dead people, and cartoon characters the right to vote is a scheme for voter suppression! You see, it is against their "civil liberties."

"They are closely allied with those who are suffocating the system."

Obviously, Republican's allies have increased our debt to $16 Trillion when the Democrats had the presidency, a filibuster proof majority in the Senate, and a majority in the House for 2 years. It's Republican's close allies passing a healthcare bill, which according to a study by the Chamber of Commerce, 73% of small businesses say is an obstacle to hiring. Anyway, we needed to "pass it to find out what is in it." Those evil Republicans, appointed Tax Cheat Tim Geitner as head of the IRS, made friends with terrorist Bill Ayers, gave the medal of freedom to Communist Dolorez Huerta, and has the same ideas as George Soros, who shorts stock, and starts organizations precipitating the failure of the country. Yes, It's Bush's fault that even after Obama's "Summer of Recovery," the economy remained down. Indeed, it's the Republicans who "are closely allied to those who are suffocating the system."

Pelosi, the Holow-eyed Hippie, is like a neon sign, tie-dye patterned, brightly flashing, spinning in midair, emitting the sound of a squealing jackass, with the face of it in big bold letters; it says "LYING POLITICAL HACK." The lies are so outrageously obvious, that they are picked up on immediately. 


One can only wonder if there is a soul on the planet who believes a word of this psychobabble nonsense coming out of her mouth. Who in their right mind believes Republicans are trying to suppress voting? Then again, Adolf Hitler said: "Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it." 

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