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Monday, July 30, 2012

Breast Feeding Bloomberg Locks Up Baby Formula!

Michael Bloomberg comes out with another great idea! Does it ever end?
When we all thought that after his genius ideas about fast food, sugary drinks, smoking, salt, and guns, Genius Bloomberg could not possibly come up with any more great ideas he would like to share with the world. Starting in September, Bloomberg's plan will make baby formula available in NYC only at the hospital when signed out like medication from a doctor. That's not all! Those who want to get the formula will be subjected to a mandatory lecture about what is good for them and their babies.  Bloomberg has once again erected a wall of red tape in order to control behavior because the common people just don't have the intelligence to make good decisions for themselves.

It's called the "Baby Friendly Hospital Initiative"

Now that Bloomberg has created a program built around the idea that without a mandatory lecture, women are too ignorant to be "baby friendly," I wonder if he will promote a similar "baby friendly" lecture given to women before getting an abortion. After all, how can we count on women knowing that the baby would not be born after an abortion any more than we can count on women knowing about breastfeeding? No, Then he would be joining the Republican War on Women, and Democrats say they want government to stay away from choices about women's bodies.

Nanny Bloomberg just wants to take care of everyone! Next thing you know all NYC residents will be in mandatory straight jackets because they might accidentally fall and hurt themselves. Bland tasteless nutrient slop will be fed through a tube to each individual in order to sustain the proper nutritional balance needed for a healthy life. Don't worry about crime, commoners will be disarmed! Government agents will have the authority to walk around with guns to ensure everyone's safety in case someone gets out of their straight jacket and poses a tripping and falling hazard. What could possibly go wrong?

Question: As a leftist, how do you know when you have gone too far left?

Answer: When you have gone so far left, you piss off Whoopie Goldberg.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Genius Bloomberg Strikes Again: "...advocates who think that the right to bear arms allows you to go out and kill people at random."

We have once again been graced by the glittering ideas and thought processes of Genius Bloomberg, drawn out for us in crayon. No Salt, No Slurpees, and now No Guns. You know it's because we all cling to our guns and bibles that forces him to say these things. You see, Mayor Bloomberg is such an elite intellectual, that there is no way we can understand his brilliance. The rest of us are just knuckle-dragging troglodytes that can not control ourselves from creating the worst possible scenario when exposed to any inanimate objects including salt, drinks and guns. Of course none of us find it the least bit astounding that the great city of New York had an entire election, and could not find a single candidate more qualified for mayor. 

Thank you Genius Bloomberg, it would be so much harder for me to illustrate arrogant stateist elitism without your opinions in political discourse. To all of you reading this who believe in the 2nd amendment and own guns, let's take the day off from randomly killing people and reflect on the prismatic enlightenment provided by Brainiac Bloomberg. 

Oops how did that get there? Must be my troglodytic knuckle-dragging tendencies acting up again.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

The Cost of Socialism, what the United States has to look forward to.

This post is dedicated to those supporting the Liberal Democrat Socialist Party of the United States, who embrace entitlement programs they call "safety nets," are ignorant of the way a private sector economy works, and do not know the meaning of, but frequently use, words like "suffering" and "poverty."

The average poor American has a higher standard of living than the average European. Let me show you what Liberals are trying to push us toward, and where we will end up. Please tell me more about how socialist countries are doing just fine, and we should follow their lead because they are "Progressive."

Obama doesn't like big oil. He banned drilling in the Gulf of Mexico and stopped the building of the Keystone oil pipeline from Alaska. Recently, Iran threatened again to block the Straight of Hormuz, causing oil to go back on an upward trend. If it was not for new technologies enabling the North Dakota oil boom, the cost of oil would be even higher. Rising oil costs cause every single product to go up in price, because everything needs to be transported, and the cost of transportation is included in the price. In the following video, Britain's food costs skyrocket, causing many to starve and resort to food banks:

In Obama's "Affordable" Healthcare Act the Independent Payment Advisory Board will be in charge of rationing. Obamacare: The right to healthcare insurance, but no right to treatment. How would you like a bureaucrat deciding whether you are important enough to receive medical treatment? A British National Health Service bureaucrat talks about keeping decisions between patients and doctors, then defends rationing of care by zip code: 

The US has a $16 Trillion debt, and spends every penny of what they receive in Social Security tax it does not pay out each year. Entitlement spending like foodstamps, Social Security, Medicare, and now Obamacare dwarfs anything else in our country's spending. When the mindset of entitlement sets in, the use of national debt as a funding mechanism is exhausted, and politicians have no choice but to reign it all in, this is what happens: The Greek austerity riots.

The Fed is looking into more "quantitative easing" today. All this means is they are going to print more money hoping it will somehow spur economic growth. Fed Chief Ben Bernake is an idiot. The more money that is printed, the less it is worth, and this only accomplishes the goal of taking buying power out of your pocket and placing into the hands of the government. The issue today is not that there isn't enough paper money, it's that in this economic climate and the uncertainty that comes from Obamacare, businesses are afraid of spending their cash. Printing will  not cause people to spend their money, it will only make money worthless. Here's a video on the Hyperinflation in Zimbabwe:

Liberals have no new ideas. All of their "Progressive" ideas have been tried, and they have failed. Using the word "Progressive" to describe Liberals is an oxymoron, as they continue to spout ideas from yesteryear pretending they are "new" and "modern." Here's news: The laws of economics haven't changed.

Youtube: More rioting and looting in Greece

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Female Android Sex Toy in Japan

Leave it to liberals to make the female figure into nothing more than a sex toy, while defending the feminist movement.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

2012 Independence Day Fireworks

Took this video with my camera today. Enjoy.

Happy Independence Day 2012

I hope everyone has fun celebrating our freedom and independence from Great Britain! Enjoy the food, fireworks, friends, and family. I just want you Barack Obama supporters, Liberals, anti-capitalists, promoters of dependence on government, tax creators, and other destroyers of freedom to know, that if you go to these celebrations, you are the proverbial floating turd in the pool, and you are turning the country into a giant cesspool.

I've added a new section to my blog: Liberal Media Bias Hall of Shame.

Monday, July 2, 2012

Bill Whittle: One For The Team

Brilliant political commentator Bill Whittle gives his insights on the Obamacare Supreme Court ruling and the future.