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Monday, July 23, 2012

Genius Bloomberg Strikes Again: "...advocates who think that the right to bear arms allows you to go out and kill people at random."

We have once again been graced by the glittering ideas and thought processes of Genius Bloomberg, drawn out for us in crayon. No Salt, No Slurpees, and now No Guns. You know it's because we all cling to our guns and bibles that forces him to say these things. You see, Mayor Bloomberg is such an elite intellectual, that there is no way we can understand his brilliance. The rest of us are just knuckle-dragging troglodytes that can not control ourselves from creating the worst possible scenario when exposed to any inanimate objects including salt, drinks and guns. Of course none of us find it the least bit astounding that the great city of New York had an entire election, and could not find a single candidate more qualified for mayor. 

Thank you Genius Bloomberg, it would be so much harder for me to illustrate arrogant stateist elitism without your opinions in political discourse. To all of you reading this who believe in the 2nd amendment and own guns, let's take the day off from randomly killing people and reflect on the prismatic enlightenment provided by Brainiac Bloomberg. 

Oops how did that get there? Must be my troglodytic knuckle-dragging tendencies acting up again.


  1. Notice how these assholes all have armed bodyguards.

  2. Chick-Fil-A will survive without the help of these Chicago thugs. Rahm Emanuel is a stark-raving idiot. He and Screwy Louie Jew hater Farrakhan make a good pair. And these two Crooks are going to fight Crime?